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…and again and again and again…

by E.D. Kain

I have joined the increasingly long (2 pages now!) and, as I said before, decreasingly witty list “The World’s Most Deranged Bloggers” thanks to the omnipresent force that is Mark Levin. I am now, officially, E.D. Jane of the League of Multiple Hemorrhoids. Truly, my shame knows no bounds. I join a smattering of Huff”Compost” writers, some friends at The American Perversative, and such deranged bloggers as Andrew Swampland (isn’t that the Time blog?) and David Frum (who strangely does not have an altered name…) of the New Bizarrity.

Too funny. Really.

Paging Nathan P Mental Case and John Schmuckler.

And to all you non-deranged bloggers, remember those prescient words I wrote last week in my post “Mark Levinsane Strikes Again and Again and Again”:

Apparently all one has to do is write a post with a title similar to this one to get on Mark Levin’s increasingly long and decreasingly witty “most deranged bloggers” list…

You, too, could be on this list. You, too, could have your moment in the bright, white-hot sun of Levin’s razor wit.

“I’m Spartacus!”

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20 comments

1 Jaybird { 07.13.09 at 10:42 am }

E.D. Jane???

I’d be offended. I.N. Sane would have been TONS better, if obvious.

Hell, he could have gone for oblique and called you a milquetoast who wouldn’t hurt a fly and gone for E.D. Jain.

N.O. Brain would have been better!

E.D. Jane? Man. You got ripped off.

E.D. Kain
July 13th, 2009 at 10:46 am

Hey, I’m just lucky I’m not David Frum. Poor guy must feel terrible.

Jaybird
July 13th, 2009 at 10:51 am

It is with slowly dawning horror that I understand the joke that he was making.

The link above yours was to a Jackie Hunter. I was wondering what she must have written and what her name really must be. Jackie Hunt? Nah, he might have gone in a different direction. Anyway, I get to the page and it’s a Jack Hunter.

His insult was calling a guy by a girl’s name.

Dude. He just called that guy a girl.

Dude. It is a withering insult, in his brain, to call a guy a girl.

Dude.

And I felt a wash of pity that quickly became a backwash of contempt. Insults like that make me feel sorry for the guy.

Lord, I hate feeling pity for people.

E.D. Kain
July 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am

Jane is also a girl’s name, so I guess I, too, am being called a girl. Then again, thanks to the anonymity of the internet and all, and the rather vague first name “E” I actually could be a girl. And beyond that, surname’s are generally sexless anyways.

Pity, from where I sit, has not yet materialized.

Scott H. Payne
July 13th, 2009 at 11:08 am

Curses, what with me being a hemmorrhoid, I feel like my name plays right in Levin’s hands: Scott H. Pain. Blast!

Jaybird
July 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am

As God is my witness, I thought he was making a Jane (the magazine) joke.

2 Scott H. Payne { 07.13.09 at 10:57 am }

I suppose that makes me one of the “Multiple Hemorrhoids”? Meh, I’ve been called worse.

3 Chris Dierkes { 07.13.09 at 11:01 am }

ED Jane and the Multiple Hemorrhoids. Maybe we should start a really bad glam rock cover band with that name?

4 Chris Dierkes { 07.13.09 at 11:02 am }

If we do it as a KISS cover band, then I’m calling shotgun on Star Child.

Scott H. Payne
July 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am

Or we could go in a Gwar direction and actually dress up like hemorrhoids. Then at the end of the show, we could bring actors playing our political “enemies” up on stage, call them “girl names” (even the girls, to really rub it in their faces that they’re girls), behead them, and spray their blood on the assembled crowd.

5 Mark Thompson { 07.13.09 at 11:12 am }

This is rich. The prophesy of your earlier post is astounding. Actually, it wound up not being outlandish enough – the post that got you so honored was one in which not a single word was your own (including the title) except for the entirely factual statement that “Jack Hunter reviews…”

Beyond amusing.

E.D. Kain
July 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am

Well hmmmmm….that throws my thesis off a bit. Maybe all people need to do is link to reviews that pan Levin’s book. Though I suppose linking to said reviews and calling the man Levinsane would be best.

6 Kyle R. Cupp { 07.13.09 at 11:12 am }