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11 comments

1 Dara { 07.10.09 at 11:37 am }: I am pretty sure that my (abstinence-only) high-school health class taught us this was possible.

E.D. Kain
July 10th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Sex in a pool is one thing…but that’s not what they meant, I suppose….

Dara
July 10th, 2009 at 11:46 am
No, they taught us that one could get pregnant from encountering loose sperm in a pool.

greginak
July 10th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Did they say how sperm got loose in the pool??? Pee i can understand.
2 greginak { 07.10.09 at 11:46 am }: Oh come on, who could believe a story about a female conceiving a child without intercourse…that would be like some sort of immaculate conception…..okay never mind

E.D. Kain
July 10th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Well, I suppose if you believe God is in everything, then a pool is … a plausible catalyst.
3 Nathan P. Origer { 07.10.09 at 12:03 pm }: I need to be more careful on my Middle-East vacations.

Will
July 10th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Oh come on, Orijerk – we know you’re never leaving Mint-and-Corn Country, Indiana.

Nathan P. Origer
July 10th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Well played, sir!
4 richard { 07.10.09 at 6:24 pm }: maybe funny for us in the decadent west. but somehow an unmarried pregnant thirteen year old muslim from Egypt doesn’t conjure up thoughts of a happy future. if i were the parent or the poor girl i would be scrambling for any explanation other than the obvious one.

Nathan P. Origer
July 10th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Actually, she’s Polish, from Poland.